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My name is Randy.
Hopeless Romantic.
Senior, in the state of Ohio.
This blog is a collection of things I like.
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allthesmallnigs:

sowrongitsjoycebarakat:

toms-plaid-shirt:

Acapella and entirely orgasmic.

I just came

goosebumps i aM CRYING

THIS IS ACTUALLY PERFECT???

Love.

(Source: nikkis-song182, via calm-reposed)

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mr-derp-herpin:

deadb1ogger:

kanji-sexual:

neilcicierega:

I SAW THIS AD IN 2005 AND I’M STILL WONDERING WHY IS HER HEAD SO TINY
WHY
IS HER HEAD SO TINY

NO I’VE GOT IT.
THOSE SKIN-COLOURED THINGS TO THE SIDE ARE NOT HER SHOULDERS.
THEY ARE ACTUALLY A CHAIR.

OH MY UGUCKING FGOD

mr-derp-herpin:

deadb1ogger:

kanji-sexual:

neilcicierega:

I SAW THIS AD IN 2005 AND I’M STILL WONDERING WHY IS HER HEAD SO TINY

WHY

IS HER HEAD SO TINY

NO I’VE GOT IT.

THOSE SKIN-COLOURED THINGS TO THE SIDE ARE NOT HER SHOULDERS.

THEY ARE ACTUALLY A CHAIR.

OH MY UGUCKING FGOD

1 week ago
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Spoonboy: "the papas" review from razorcake:

PAPAS, THE, 5 ½” x 8”, photocopied, 30 pgs.


“I’m driving in my car, you turn on the radio/I’m pulling you close, you just say no/You say you don’t like it, but, girl, I know you’re a liar/’Cause when we kiss…fire.” These are lyrics to “Fire,” a song by Bruce Springsteen-champion and voice of…

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Chocolate covered bacon. The best chocolate. (Taken with instagram)

Chocolate covered bacon. The best chocolate. (Taken with instagram)

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The funniest thing I’ve seen in a while.

(Source: pleatedjeans, via suchabrilliantstaryouare)

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gilmoure:

azspot:

Obama spending binge never happened

He also expanded the govt by cutting 500,000 govt jobs.

gilmoure:

azspot:

Obama spending binge never happened

He also expanded the govt by cutting 500,000 govt jobs.

(via muchtoocynical)

1 week ago
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Live Free or Die Trying: Can't we all be more like the Jews?

good-gollymissmolly:

Their religion doesn’t allow pork, but they don’t try to outlaw it for everyone.

They’ve been continuously and routinely rounded up and slaughtered for pretty much their entire existence, but they don’t claim anybody owes them anything.

Their Sabbath is Saturday, but…

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This is probably going to get quoted in every publication just because I said it. And I’m not even saying anything. I’m not talking about my films, I’m not talking about my life, and I’m not talking about the world. And yet, the media will print it simply because I said it. And at this moment in time, I bet there is an artist around the corner of this hotel, on the street, with a mind far beyond ours, but we will never listen to him simply because he has not appeared in a movie. And that is what is fucked up about our culture.
Robert Downey Jr. (via quote-book)
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